The Truth About Super Bowls

"Grandpa, what is the big deal about the Super Bowl?"
"Well, my inquisitive little siopaw, the whole thing about
Super Bowls are the commercials. They usually show the
best commercials at the Big Game."
"Grandpa, you oafish orangatang, are you telling me that
nobody cares about the game?"
"Actually, nobody cares about the game unless the Oakland
Raiders are involved. That's why this year, people will only
be watching the game to watch the commercials."
"Grandpa, are you retarded?"
"Um........................................yes."
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