"Grandpa, Why Did They Name It Crazy Shirts?"

"Grandpa,
how come
they went
name their
store....
Crazy
Shirts?"
"Well my
little snack
parfait, I
think what
happened
was that a
long long
time ago,
actually the
place was
called,
'Retarded
Shirts'....
but I guess
sales were
not that
good....so
then they
went change
the name to
'Thelma
Shirts' but of course that offended the Radford class of '75.
They tried 'Mahu Shirts' but that irritated all of the Buble,
Archuletta and Jonas Sisters fans. They even gave 'Space
Shirts' a try, but Paula Abdul got mad. So, next they tried
'Nothing Meaningful to Say Shirts' a shot, but of course,
Randy Jackson got mad. So they finally settled on 'Crazy
Shirts' and the only one that got mad was Uncle Damian...
so I guess it's all good."