Blindfold Test

"Namaile,
we have you
blindfolded
.....and now
you have a
spoon in
your hand
and we'd
like you to
taste this."
"Okay."
"What do
you think
you're eating and where do you think you're at?"
"Well, it seems to taste a little gamey.....maybe a
little bit stinky.... and a little chewy....is it dog?.....
Is it some kind of dog dish with coconut milk sauce?
And this place smells like chicken.....am I in some
province in the Philippines...or maybe Kalihi?...."
"Here...take off your blindfold....Look! You're in
Seattle and you're eating vanilla ice cream! Yay!"
"Did I win? Did I win??"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDa-y63JPZY

"Who You Calling a Sea Cow?"

"Grandpa,
would you
eat this?"
"Yeah..but
not all at
one time...
that's what
you call a
manatee...
if it was a
female, it
would be a
chick-atee."
"Grandpa,
that was pretty lame."
"Not as lame as this: Tarzan sees this dead manatee
floating on the water...so he goes, 'Nice underwear'."
"Grandpa, that's an old 'cheetah' joke...doesn't quite
make sense when you say 'dead manatee' instead of
'dead cheetah'."
"Okay, how's about this one: This manatee walks into
a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, why the long face?'
Later this second manatee walks into the bar with a
set of jumper cables...so the bartender goes, 'I don't
mind the long face, but don't be starting nothing."
"Grandpa, how about this one: This old Filipino guy
walks into a bar with a manatee, and the bartender
goes, 'Hey we don't allow stupid animals in here' and
so the manatee says, 'Sorry brah....C'mon Roy, let's go.'"

Sleepy Beddy Time Story

"Grandpa,
can you tell
me a bedtime
story please?"
"Okay, you're
really gonna
like this one...
either that,
or you're not
...those are
your two
options.......
Once upon a
time there
was a Filipino man...he was very very happy guy.
Then one day his wife went nuts and started going
shopping like a crazy lady. She'd even buy candles
....and more purses .......and shoes....it was horrible.
And then one day, this Filipino man received a gift
....it was a beautiful granddaughter who looked and
acted just like her mom. It was the best gift ever...
but then the baby lived in Seattle and the Filipino
man lived in a faraway place....it was horrible.......
and they hardly saw each other.....horrible. The end."
"Grandpa, that's not a nice bedtime story......
that's more like a bedtime nightmare."

(random song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJlkrI3DLA

Swine Flu

"Grandpa,
you old and
wrinkled
Flip freak,
is there
anything
shaking?"
"Well, I saw
that the
collagen
lipped Octo
-mom is
thinking
about maybe
getting a pet pig....the only problem is that she lives
in a nice neighborhood and she can't have pig crap
smell so she says that the pig would have to wear a
diaper. So she got diapers for her 8 babies and she'll
need one more for her pet pig.... I hope this won't cause
an outbreak of Swine Flu in her neighborhood."
"Grandpa, I thought we weren't gonna talk about the
crazy lady that had 8 babies anymore."
"Oh yeah, I forgot....................here punch me."
"PUNCH"
"Tanx"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw

Rohrer - Passage

"Grandpa...Grammy and
you are pretty old yeah?"
"Well my little edemame,
not me...but your Gram
is ancient."
"You guys are gonna be
around though right?.....
I mean...when I'm like 18
or 26, you guys are still
gonna be here right?"
"Oh that? No worry....
....I think we're gonna be
here for a long long time.
I hope so......that's our
plan...but y' know, every
once in a while it's kinda
good to think that it's
your last day with her....
cuz then you'll be extra
nice to them and they'll
be extra nice to you. Cuz there'll be no regrets if some
crazy thing were to happen...cuz you never know...
I might accidently eat some poison steel cut oatmeal
.....or I might accidently see Sanjaya in person and
my eyes will bleed to death...but the hard part is
remembering to think about it...I mean remembering
to think we only have a short time left and show much
aloha to somebody you love. You do that everytime
you see your Grammy...you always hug and kiss her.
I guess we should always be that way, right?"

Raiders Will Lose Again.........Waaaaaah!

"Namaile,
what's the
matter?
How come
you're all
crying and
den?"
"Waaaaah,
Al Davis is
almost as
stupid and
old as you.
The stinkin'
Raiders
needed a wide reciever and they had the 7th pick.
They picked this guy that could have been selected
in the second or third round. And then they picked
this safety who probably wouldn't even been drafted
at all...maybe he would have been a free agent. So
once again, the Raiders are the laughing stock of the
NFL Draft."
"Don't worry little girl....it'll be okay....I mean, what's
so bad about picking somebody early when you could
have gotten that same pick later in the draft?"
"It's like you Grandpa...Grammy could have married
you in a later round, but you guys hooked up early in
the draft. You were her 7th pick but she could've got
you as a free agent.............
Grandpa......are you okay?....Grandpa, are you crying?"



(random song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

Top Five

"Grandpa,
can we do
another
list?"
"Okay my
little li hing
gummy bear
....here's my
top 5 list of
stuff that's
happened to
me while in
field service.
1. I'm with your Grandpa Matt in Aiea Heights
and some of his RV's fingers are short cuz
he works at Dole Cannery and everytime he needs
cash, he'd 'accidently' slice off the tip of one of his
fingers and the state would give him money.
2. In Seattle, Grandma Phon was going on an RV and
I ask her what's her name. She says, 'Oh her name is
Deep'. So I say, 'I hope her last name isn't Doo-doo'
and she's like, 'Oh no, her last name is Dung'.
3. In Seattle, one time Uncle Tony was in the back
seat of the van and a roll of wax fell out of his ear.
4. In Halawa, there was this dog on the balcony of
this house...and I start walking toward the house...
and my partner said, 'Brah, you better not go so close.'
And I said, "Eh, no worry." Cuz I could see that the
dog was on a chain. But then the dog started walking
toward me and I guess the chain was super long.....
and so I'm walking backwards really fast, and I tumble
down this guys hill and cut up my arm and shirt.
5. In Aiea, I was with somebody, I won't say his name
but it rhymed with Chill Bawrence. And anyway, this
guy rejected us...and as we're walking away, my partner
said, 'Hey Roy, I gotta go NOW'. So he knocks on the
guys door and says, "Excuse me, can I use your bathroom?"
And the guy lets him....Hoh I was rolling....
How about you little girl...What's your list?"
"Ummm...here's my top 2 list of thumbs I like to suck...
1. My left thumb
2. My right thumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFLCGPXS1gs&feature=related

Michael's Back

"When a little kid drives a car into a tree,
you don't blame the kid...you blame the
30 year old lady who's sitting shotgun
and telling the kid to go ahead and drive."

"Yeah, Who's Stupid Now?"

"Grandpa,
I like your
wife....she's
cool....Does
she do any
kine funny
stuff?"
"Actually,
my little
dingleberry
....Thelma's
pretty cool,
she puts up
with me....
that's about
all I can ask for, really.....but she does a couple of things
that's pretty hilarious............ like when she's sleepy.....
she talks jibber jabber nonsense.........like if she's all
drowsy, your uncles and aunty will ask her questions
and stuff...and she answers them, but with ridiculous
stuff that makes no sense. Another thing she does that's
pretty funny is she uses a battery powered toothbrush
and a battery powered toe scrubber...what's up with
that nonsense?"
"Grandpa, don't you use a remote control for the TV?"
"Hey, you're pretty sassy for a girl I'm only having an
imaginary conversation with. I should be imagining
you making fun of your Grammy along with me."
"Yeah old man, who's stupid now?"

"You Want It? You Want It? You Want It?"

"I like Black Morning...look at this! Bwead. You want it?"
"That's a banana."
"No, that's a bwead...You want it?"
"Umm...that's a hamburger."
"No...that's .............."
"No no no...put it back."
"You want it?"
"No, thank you"
"Okay.....look...you want this? Make it four."
"MMmmmm....Choco-latte"
"Ha ha ha ha....Choco-latte"

"Find The Animal That Goes, 'Ack Ack Ack Frrrrit."

"Find the animal that goes, 'Honk Honk!'......(music)
That's right.......this is a mainland driver..............
Find the animal that goes, 'Wah Wah Wah Wah!...(music)
That's right.....this is a Chargers Fan....................
Find the animal that goes, 'Psst Psst Psst Psst'...(music)
That's right....this is a bookbook looking for a date....
Find the animal that goes, 'Ack Ack Ack Ack!'.....(music)
That's right....this is a Hair-lipped duck......
Find the animal that goes, 'Ack Ack Ack Frrrrrrit....(music)
That's right....this is a Hair-lipped duck with gas."

"Meat Appetizers. Meat Salad. Meat Entree. Meat Dessert. Meat Iced Tea"

"Grandpa,
how come
you don't
like to eat
vegetables
so much?"
"Well my
little pinipig
crunch, if
we weren't
supposed to
eat animals,
then why
did God
invent meat?
It's not that
I don't like
vegetables
so much, it's
more like I
love the taste
of fried pork
fat going into
my stomach.
And if I got
some lechon
or chicharon
in my mouth
then I hardly
have anymore
room for some
vegetable.....
one time I
almost slipped
on a garbanzo
bean.......that
could have
been fatal...
I heard that
animals eat
vegetables,
so if I eat a
cow, then I can save a step...skip the middle man...
And what about the word artiCHOKE? Not good.
Did you know that a Costco Hot Dog has vegetables
in it? It's got relish...that's a vegetable. It's got ketchup
which is from tomatoes and it's got mustard, which is
from a mustard tree. It comes with a soda, which is
often fruit based. So...no worry...I got it all covered."
"Grandpa, you're the smartest grandpa in the world."
http://www.pe.com/entertainment/restaurants/stories/PE_Ent_Daily_D_dining1005.13db4ab.html

Worst ~ Dylan.........Best ~ Namaile

"Grandpa, who's the worst harmonica player ever?"
"Bob Dylan"
"Grandpa, who's the best harmonica player ever?"
"Namaile."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYpSkr3pW0g
http://namaile.blogspot.com/2007/12/namaile-learning-piana-and-harmonica.html

"Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,Merrily..... Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt."

"Grandpa, what do you if you're not quite
sure what the words to a song are?"
"Well, I do what everybody else does.......
I just make up my own words...........Thelma
does it.........so I figure, I should do it too...
like in 'Billie Jean' ...I sing, 'She says I am the
one...but the Chad is not my son.' I figure
the kid's name is Chad."
"Grandpa, what do you do when the guitar
solo comes up?"
"Well, your Grammy likes it when I make
fake guitar sounds....it sounds like I'm saying
'Bear chock a wow wow'. It's also fun to try and
sing harmony. It's not the melody or main tune,
but it's supposed to complement the melody. I
think most times though, I'm not complementing
the melody...I'm prolly more like mocking the
melody."
"Grandpa...you're really good at putting in your
own lyrics into familiar songs. Can you teach me
how to do that too?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............................ok."

Posing 101

"Grandpa, was
there anything
funny on the
telly last night?"
"Yeah, well
Hannah from
Montana was
on AI and she
almost got
smoked out...
I think the
guy that set
up the stage
smoke machine
had the setting
on high... I was
thinking the
fire sprinklers
were gonna
come on....and
then nobody got
kicked off cuz
they wanted to
kick off 2 guys
next week....I
say just kick em
all off except the
girl with red hair,
the mahu, and
the eyeglasses
guy. And while
you're at it, kick
off Kara too."
"Grandpa, what
do you think
about my new
outfit? Aunty
Janelle sent it.
I'm just not too
good at posing."
"What kind of
bookbook are
you anyway?
Okay, there's
3 basic poses
that you need
to learn.....no
worry...I learned
all of this when I was at Barbizon, so it's legal. After I
graduated from Modeling school, I was told it's okay to
teach them to other people. The first pose is to have
one foot pointing at a 45 degree angle to the photographer
and the front foot pointing at the photographer. This will
give the illusion of a figure 8. This figure will last until the
birth of your first child...at which point the figure 8 can
only be attained by girdles and photoshop. The second
pose is to turn your back to the photographer and whip
your face forward until we can see half of your face. This
half of your face should be the half without chocolate or
makapiapia. The third pose is where you're holding your
sunglasses in your hand and balancing it on your mouth...
while at the same time you point somewhere as if you're
saying, 'Look at me...I'm a model...and I'm pointing at
nothing.'"
"Thanks Grandpa..... you're the smartest Grandpa ever."

Mango Tart...Blueberries...Mochi...Mmmm

"Grandpa,
when you
were a small
kid, did they
have yogurt
or what?"
"Yogurt?
Man, I never
even heard
of yogurt
till the 80's.
When I was
small, your
Lola had these
tupperware popsickle stick things, and me and your
Grandpa Dan would have to fill them up with Kool-Aid
and put it in the freezer and then we'd eat our frozen
Kool-Aid and we'd say, 'Yay...we're eating frozen
Kool-Aid'....and we'd actually be happy cuz we made
it. Every once in a while, I'd steal money from your
Lola and buy some ice cream from the ice cream man.
He's sell me some melted ice cream. There were only 3
choices back in my day...Orange Creamsicle, Nutty Buddy
and the Missile. That was it...No Icees....No Haagen Dazz...
and definitely no yogurt. If there WERE yogurt back in
my day, the kids in my neighborhood would have said,
'What is this crap?'....... Of course today, we gladly will
spend 5 bucks at a yogurt store with all the 'fixins'. We'd
be like, 'Hey fools! Let's go to Mira Mesa Yogurt World
and get some FroYo!' Then we'd need to use a credit card
cuz it's so stinkin' 'spensive."

Mental Things on the 15

"Grandpa, you see
anything mental
today?"
"Yeah...I guess so.
On my way to the
circuit assembly...
I was on the 15 and
I'm pretty sure I
saw three or four
fake trees......you
know those fake
trees that's actually
cell phone towers...
so what they do is
make these towers
that have these
transmitters on em
...but instead of big
and ugly towers....
you got 'em on fake
trees. But what I
think is retarded is
that about 100 feet
away is a billboard that's triple the size of that tower.
Cell phone tower trees are supposed to be pretty, but
it's right next to a billboard that's bugly.........mental.
So there's a fake tree next to a billboard that's trying
to sell Kenny Rogers appearing in a Casino near you.
Little girl, did you know that billboards are illegal in
Hawaii? That's right...they're ugly...that's why....So
I think Hawaii got that right."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQYan_-CTQ

"Come Back Soon, Okay?"

"Grandpa,
why do we
like teddy
bears so
much?"
"Well, my
little kitty
kat, we like
teddy bears
cuz they're
cuddly and
they're like
always there
...you know
when you look on your bed, or on your bedroom floor or
on your dresser or wherever...that bear's gonna be there.
They never want to take off on you and make you worry
if they're okay...they never make questionable decisions
and have you wondering if they're ever gonna come back.
If you live in Seattle like you do, your bear is gonna be in
Seattle. You don't have to worry if she's moving to the Bay
Area or wherever. But if that teddy bear were to ever
take off somewhere, that's cool...You had the bear for a
while and who knows...she just might come back one day."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wftbahypdAA

The Office....Still Funny?

"Grandpa, is the show 'The Office' funny?"
"Well, it normally is...the cast is good.....but
lately, it's depressing...I'm used to laughing
more than a couple times a show....but now
Michael is starting his own Paper Company
and he's in this crappy little dungeon office
with Pam and Ryan...and it's pathetic that
they quit their jobs cuz now they're with
Michael who's trying to start a company and
he's always been a dimwit so how's it gonna
work? The only time I laughed was when
Dwight and Andy was playing 'Country Road'
with their guitar and banjo....that was it.....
nothing....it's depressing....not funny....I'm
thinking of not watching anymore until Michael
gets his job back at Dunder-Mifflin."

Knock Yourself Out

"Grandpaps,
what'd you
do yesterday?
Did you do
anything
noteworthy?"
"Well, I had
to go buy a
tube of Crazy
Glue...so your
Grammy said
that I should
go to the
Dollar Store.
So I tell her that if we're going there, I'll have to walk
down every aisle just to find the stinking Crazy Glue.
And she's like, 'What? Every aisle? Knock yourself out.'
So...just the name "Dollar Store" just screams 'Quality'.
And I guess she's thinking, 'If you go to Walgreen's, it'll
cost 3 bucks but if you go to the Dollar Store it'll cost....
mmmmmmmmmmm......a dollar.' So I go into the store,
and I don't know where to look, and the store smells a
little funky...and so I have to go down every aisle, and
every aisle is a wreck...and smells like armpit..... and I
finally find it...and guess how much it costs? You're right
....it cost a dollar...but I walk down another aisle that is
selling 5 combs for a buck....and my hair is a little long
and so I need a comb right?...and then I see those little
bottles of hand cleaners...it's 2 for....guess......a dollar.....
and so I guess I made out cuz I got 3 things of Crazy
Glue, 4 combs and 2 little bottles of hand cleaners...for
3 bucks...so...I guess...in the end.....the dollar you take
...is equal to....the dollar...you make.............but I had to
walk down every aisle to get it.....................whatever....
now I'm just rambling....."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15v73Etc9SQ
(Original TOP with Lenny Williams, Lenny Picket and Bruce Conte - 1973)

"Li Hing Mui on Turtle Feet.....MMMMMMM"

"Grandpa, what is better? Cake or vegetables?"
"What kind of knucklehead question is that?"
"I just think it's weird how stuff that tastes good
is generally not so good for you....and the stuff that's
good for you is not generally tasting so good."
"Yeah...that's a conundrum. You know what else
is wierd? People today, generally speaking, eat
better and healthier stuff that they did 20 years ago.
For example, a lot of people will eat low fat, no corn
syrup, no fructose, bran stuff. I don't remember
seeing in the stores back in the sixties a lot of stuff
that said, 'Smart Choices' or 'Sensible Solutions'.
But kids today are fatter, slower and mentaller than
the kids in my day. Maybe it's cuz we played outside
more than you guys do."
"Okay then Grandpa, let's go play outside."
"Wait, I'm a little busy on my laptop right now."

Kellie on the Telly

"Grandpa,
check it out
...here's me
and Ethan
and we're
watching a
little bit of
whatever...
how come
guys always
are holding
the remote?"
"Well my
little zuchini
walnut muffin...one thing you're gonna have to get used to
is that GUYS rule the remote. Remember that, okay?"
"Grandpa, as a female...that offends me."
"Yeah, well....you'll get used to it. What are you watching?"
"Um....this picture is from last month...but if it was last
night, we would have been watching Scott the blind guy
go home. But Anoop gets to stay? And guitar guy gets to
stay? They could have saved 3 weeks by sending all 3 home."
"Yeah, but it was nice to see Kellie Pickler again. I'm pretty
sure last night she 'made the song her own' and I'm also
pretty sure she 'knew who she was'. Just don't give her snails."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUTPrKiDmYM

Blind Guy...You're Gone

"Grandpa......
you seen any-
think crazy on
TV lately?"
"Well my little
brown skittle,
Randy was a
knucklehead
again last nite,
Paula was all
dancing when
ever she felt
compelled,
and I still don't
know if Kara
was worth
sitting in the
fourth chair....
They kept on
ripping on
Gokey the
Eyeglass Guy
and the way
his song was arranged...That was an awesome arrangement
and then knucklehead Kara said 'You did your own thing!'...
Yeah whatever, you dingdong. When guitar guy sang 'All You
Want to do is Dance' I felt like saying 'All you Want to do is Barf'.'
I still cannot believe that Allison is 12 years old....and then they
made such a big deal...Standing O for the mahu when he sang
'Mad World.'...the good part was I didn't have to hear Randy,
Kara or Paula cuz they ran out of time....who's out? Blind guy."

Normal

"Grandpa, how do I know what is normal?"
"Well.....normal is what everybody's doing.
So, if everybody's doing it, then it's normal."
"OOkaaay....if I'm in a place where there's a
lot of people yelling and people are barking
like dogs...then I guess that would be normal?"
"Ummmm..........yelling........... barking......
yeah, I guess that's pretty much normal."

"Grandpa, Did She Have Three Parents?"

"Grandpa,
I'm hanging
out with one
of my Auntys
from Hawaii.
Her name is
Aunty Glenda
and she's cool
......I like her
name."
"Yeah, me too
...I like it when
some chick get
a boy's name
somewhere in her name...then you can call her by the boy
nickname....like I call your Aunty Glenda "Glenn". Or like
you have a cousin named Gabby which is kind of a guy's
name, but her real name is something else...I forget, but
I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. Or like you hear of girls
named Samantha or Edelen or Josefina...but I would call
'em by their guy names - Sam, Ed and Jo."
"Grandpa, don't bookbooks like to combine parents name
to make their kids name? Like is Aunty Glenda's dad named
Glenn and her mom named Da?"
"No...but bookbooks do like to do that. I even hear of Books
naming their daughter Luzviminda. That's combining Luzon,
Visaya and Mindanao."
"What Grandpa? She had 3 parents?"

"How About Making You Not So Mental?"

"Grandpa, if you could have any superpower, what would it be?"
"Well...I can't just have one...not like those LAME superheroes.
I would have three...
1. One superpower would be the power to put the appropriate
spice in my food. I would be in a restaurant...and my food is
like missing some pepper...I would have the power to put in
the pepper by just looking at the food.
2. My second superpower would be the power to go back in time.
I would be in an elevator, and I would accidently flatulate and
people would be saying stuff like, "Way to go brah...now we're
in this elevator with your stink butt air." Well with my power,
I could go back in time 2 minutes and hold that in a little bit
better. You know, like squeeze my butt cheeks a little tighter.
3. My third superpower would be flying. I might be late for some
meeting. It's 9:35 and I need to be somewhere by 10:00 and
it's 30 minutes away. I would just forget about the car, and fly
to the meeting and be there at 9:50. Yeah...I would use my
superpowers for GOOD."
"Grandpa, why don't you just get the pepper shaker and put a
a few shakes on your food...and why don't you use your time
travel for something more substantial like going back in time
to undo something more serious than your gas issues...and why
don't you just get ready a little bit earlier so you're not late?"
"You're pretty smart for a little girl...what superpower would
you like to have?"
"How about the power to make you not be so mental?"

Aunty Kharis and Twinkle Twinkle

"Grandpa,
did you ever
notice how
some songs
sounds like
other songs?"
"You mean
like how 'Ice
Ice Baby' is
exactly like
Queen's
'Under
Pressure'?
Yeah, that
Vanilla Ice is a knucklehead. Total rip-off."
"Actually, my retarded Grandfool from Aliamanu,
I was thinking about 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'
sounding exactly like 'The ABC Song'. It's note for
note.......what's up with that? And you can even
say that 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' is using the same
melody. That's wrong, don't you think so, Grandpa?"
"Well, at least this way, you only have to learn one
melody in order to learn 3 songs...........
btw...did I ever tell you that it's cute how you
put your thumb, forefinger and middle finger
together in both hands and tap them together?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDQqdFXk2RI&feature=related

Goodbye Megan and Mars

"Grandpa, did you
see anything that
was interesting on
TV last night?"
"Well, yes my cute
little everlasting
gobstopper.......
I saw good and bad
last night. First of
all, I saw the worst
version of 'Turn
Your Lights Down
Low'...it was from
Megan the Tattoo
Girl...I felt really
upset....I almost
thought that my
ears were going to
melt...now I know
what it sounds like
when doves barf.
And when Simon
told her to hit the
road...I was like, 'Hit it with your Grandma jeans.'
When she left, she flapped her wings, 'Caw Caw!'
But the thing that was really sad was the last show
of 'Life on Mars'. Seventeen episodes...that was it.
Besides the cast of Imperioli, Gretchen and Keitel
...the soundtrack was awesome. I think they ended
it with Mona Lisa and Madhatters. Very cool."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtnTCQwKv4

"Maybe You'll Be Different"

"Grandpa, I love my mommy so much....she takes me everywhere
and feeds me stuff...and she brings me to places like Hawaii, the
mall, the library and the beach and the park...she goes down the
slide or on the swings with me...and she goes swimming with me...
she's my best friend."
"Yeah...but a long long long time ago she was my baby...and I took
her to all those places too...but after awhile, what happens is you
grow up and pretty soon you start to have other friends. Then you
go to those places with your other friends...and you start to talk to
them all the time and before you know it you hardly even see your
mom. You might talk to her maybe once a week...maybe even less.
You still love her, but something happens and it's not the same. In
her heart though you will always be her baby....and she'll always
love you."
"Grandpa, are you sure that's gonna happen to me...?"