Top 9 Things She'd Say If Keala Could Talk

1. "Hey, are you a gorilla or are you just gorilla-like?"
2. "What part of 'Waa Waa' don't you understand?"
3. "When I look at you, I'm thinking, 'It sucks to be him'."
4. "When I'm near your nostrils, I can hear the ocean."
5. "When I look up your nostrils, I can see your utak."
6. "La la la la la La la la LOOO HOOO SER!"
7. "Don't worry, some of my best friends are retarded."
8. "Your eyes are open, but your brain looks like it left."
9. "Knock knock. Who's there? Old gray haired baboon."