Curly Straw Vic 20

"Grandpa, check out my drinking thing. It has a cool straw."
"Yeah, that thing looks like it came from the future!"
"Yeah. Grandpa, did you ever get something from the
future? Something as cool like my cool drinking thing?
"Yeah, way back in the early 80's I had this cool thing.
It was a Commodore Vic 20 computer. All I had to do
was write out about 10 minutes of DOS stuff and then a
PacMan game would appear. That was from the future!"
"Grandpa, did you just make a random and inaccurate
comparison of my curly straw cup and your old computer?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUEI7mm8M7Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ3d-XMH3Uo

Daddy's Home

"Grandpa, what was it like when you came home
from work? Did my mommy hug and kiss you?"
"Yeah, but that was a million years ago."
"Grandpa, I like it when my daddy comes home."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNy6EGVyO8&feature=fvw

Roller Coaster at the Puyullap Fair

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I'm on this
mental roller
coaster. It's
not really
that fast but
it's still fun.
I think I'm
going around
80 miles an
hour or so."
"Yah, roller
coasters are
mental. They go up and down and sometimes
they go really fast and other times it's going
really really slow. But when it goes fast, it's
ripping fast and it makes you scream loud.
When you get into it, you gotta buckle up
cuz if you don't it'll throw you out. And then
when it stops, it won't go again unless you give
it money. After you walk away, you think, "I'm
such an idiot for going around and around in that
thing. But the screaming part was fun."
"Grandpa, are you talking about roller coasters,
or are you talking about Grammy?"