Big Flowers ... Little Girls

"Grandpa, why don't you buy flowers for Grammy?"
"Well, actually I've bought SOME. Like maybe 5 in 35 years."
"Grandpa, that's pathetic. Don't you know that Grammy likes 'em?"
"Yeah, but I think flowers are a waste of money. Actually, I bought
your Grammy planny flowers in pots, orchids, and plants and stuff.
But buying a dozen roses, that's like a waste. I mean, once you pick
a flower off a plant, you've pretty much begun the killing process on
that flower. So, yeah, buying flowers is retarded."
"Grandpa, you're the smartest Grandpa in the world."
"Yeah, I know.... pass it on."

Getting a Foot Massage and Telling Stories is Fun

"Grandpa, tell me some funny stories."
"Okay, once upon a time there was a little girl and her
name was Namaile. And she liked to have her foot massaged.
And she liked to play kickball in the house cuz she thinks she
can really kick the ball far. And she likes to scream when she
is catching a ball or when she's charging to tackle you. And
her Grandma likes to say, "Bla bla bla bla"... of course, she's
not actually saying that, but it might as well be. The End."
"Grandpa, that's the best story ever.... tell me another one."