"This is your cousin. Her name is Keala."
"Grandpa, she's small."
"Yeah, well she's just born. But she's getting fatter every second."
"Grandpa, is she a bookbook?"
"Actually, she's more bookbook than you cuz her dad is bookbook.
That means she'll be hearing a lot more BeeGees and ballads than
you do. She'll probably also have a karaoke machine in her house.
She'll have an easier time in the sun than you and probably have
more opportunity to eat goat meat than you would."
"Grandpa, that's too bad she lives in Oceanside. We won't see her
so much."
"Yeah, don't worry though, cuz I live here and I'll see her all the time."
"Wow Grandpa, you got three granddaughters."
"Yeah, well I got 3 in 5 years. At that rate, I'll have 9 by 2021."
"YAY!! I'll have 6 more sisters!"
