Clothes Match Your Food

"So Grandpa, check it out...this is a Sonic the Hedgehog ice cream.
It's blue so it makes my tongue blue...it's cool too cuz I dropped some
on my clothes, but you cannot tell....ha ha ha...that's pretty smart, yeah?"
"Yeah, well you're a smart girl. Let's see how smart you really are....
If you're eating a vanilla ice cream cone, what color shirt should you wear?"
"Oh that's easy, I should wear something white."
"Okay, and if you're eating some strawberry ice cream, what color then?"
"Oh that's easy too, I should wear something pink or red."
"Okay, so what if you're eating some vanilla swirl, gizzards and beef tongue?"
"Oh, that's easy too...I should wear a Justin Beiber shirt."
"Well, you really are a smart little girl."

Julie Pulie Stay Holding da Palagi Baby

"Grandpa, who's this Aunty carrying Naialii?"
"Oh dats your Aunty Julie. Her last name is Larue
but her last name used to be Pule. So that's why I call her
Julie Pulie cuz it rhymes."
"Grandpa,  you know any good Samoan jokes?"
"I forget the jokes but I remember the punch lines:
1. An ulu and a six pack
2. The poi? Oh da poi ket one kirlfriend.
3. A fella fell ofa.
4. Fila painga koing eat my dog

Bruno the Bookbook

"Grandpa, Play Right or No Toys For You!"

"Where'd You Get That Outfit?"

"Grandpa, is that really the Mad Hatter?"
"No, that's your Auntie Francheska. She's just wearing this
outfit cuz that's her Tea Party outfit."
"Where'd she get that outfit?"
"Oh she probably had it laying around in her closet."
"What about Auntie Ysha? Where's her Tea Party outfit?"
"Well my little butter mochi, her outfit is her smile."
"Where'd she get that outfit?"
"Oh, she had it laying around in her mouth."
"Grandpa, where's your outfit?"
"Well my little pork hash, my outfit is my brains."
"Where'd you get that outfit?"
"Where else? ..... it was laying around in my head."
"Grandpa, I don't think it's connected to anything."

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