Julie Pulie Stay Holding da Palagi Baby

"Grandpa, who's this Aunty carrying Naialii?"
"Oh dats your Aunty Julie. Her last name is Larue
but her last name used to be Pule. So that's why I call her
Julie Pulie cuz it rhymes."
"Grandpa,  you know any good Samoan jokes?"
"I forget the jokes but I remember the punch lines:
1. An ulu and a six pack
2. The poi? Oh da poi ket one kirlfriend.
3. A fella fell ofa.
4. Fila painga koing eat my dog