Before and After

1. Puppy Ikaika
2. Ikaika 3 years later

3. Baby Moani 1978

4. Moani's baby Namaile 2006

She Throws Like a Three Year Old

"Grandpa, do I throw like a girl?"
"Yes, but that's only cuz you're a girl."
"Grandpa, I don't think that's true. I'm pretty
sure I throw this way cuz I'm still a little girl.
I'm sure if you were to throw left handed,
you would probably throw like how I do. But
you've been playing baseball since you were
8 years old... and now you're really old... so
you've been throwing for a long long time. But
when I'm older, I'm gonna throw really good
cuz I'm gonna practice, I'm gonna play softball
with the gang and I'm gonna like the Mariners
and the San Francisco Giants cuz that's how I'm
gonna roll. So instead of saying that I throw like
a girl, you should say that I throw like a 3 year
old cuz when I'm 7 or 8 years old, I'm gonna throw
a fastball at your head... then what will you say?"

Ikaika's Vest

"Grandpa, check it out...I'm hanging out with Uncle Damian's dog,
Ikaika. He's a good boy. He looks big, but he's really a pussy cat."
"What's that mental dog wearing? A doggie vest? That's pathetic."
"Yeah, Uncle Teje bought it for him. Don't you like it, Grandpa?"
"No, animals shouldn't be wearing people clothes. If he was to go
walking around the neighborhood, the other dogs would be like,
'Hey Ikaika! Are you wearing a people vest? YOU IDIOT DOG!!
Take that thing off!! You're embarrassing all of the other dogs."
"Grandpa, what is your problem. It's just a vest on a dog. What's
up? Are you really that upset about Ikaika wearing a vest?"
"Well, I just don't think you should put clothes on your food,
that's all."

Four Uncles

"Grandpa, check it out, I'm with my four uncles...
Uncle Troy, Uncle Tyler, Uncle Andrew and Uncle Damian.
Which one is the most retardiest?"
"Well, that would have to be your Uncle Damian.
He's wearing a matching shirt and sweatshirt. The sweatshirt
is a picture of him covering his face, and his tee shirt under it
has a picture of him un-covering his face. So when his hoody
is zippered up, you see him with his hands covering his face,
but when you un-zip the sweatshirt ... there's his scary face."
"Yeah Grandpa, that is pretty mental."

Chillin' With Namaile's Sister

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I love my
baby sister
so much...
I can't wait
for her to be
born so that
I can talk to
her."
"Well, my
little Li Hing
Mui, you
really don't
have to wait
... you can
actually talk
to her right
now... here,
let me show
you....
'Hello my
little apo#2,
this is your
Grandpa
here...how's
it going in
there?'"
"Grandpa, it's really dark in here. Is it night time?"
"Yeah, it's gonna be night time for nine months....no worry,
when you come out, I'm gonna shine my gray hair on you."
"Grandpa, are you really retarded like how they say?"
"No, I don't think that I'm that retarded. So... anyway,
what's shakin' in there? You get to have any fun in there?"
"Yeah....um....I'm just hanging out with my after birth
right now.... and I get to punch my mom's stomach every
once in a while....Um, I get to eat once in awhile...but the food
comes in from this cord that's hooked up to my belly button
.... it tastes like whatever mom ate today... mmm .... Korean...
.... it's not so cool though whenever my mom flatulates...
it feels like an earthquake....WOH!...she just did it again."
"Umm, that wasn't your mom ... that was me ... did you
just feel that?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha Grandpa, your butt goes off, yo!"

Local Girls

"Grandpa, what's the dilio with local girls?"
"Well my little Zippy's Napple, local girls are cool cuz
they say anykine, they don't really give a rip. And they
get away with it cuz they typically have good intentions
and kind hearts. If you live in Hawaii and you hear them
speak, you don't give it a second thought. But if you move
away and hear them speak, it sounds like music. They
like to eat and drink and cook and play volleyball and
invite you to their house for party and grinds. They
make happy and good looking babies. They respect
old people and take care of grandmas and grandpas.
They like C&K, Kalapana and Gabby even if the music
was 20 years before they were born cuz that's the music
that their mom and dad listened to. And there's more
but this blog is already too long."
"Thanks Grandpa, you're the smartest."