Local Girls

"Grandpa, what's the dilio with local girls?"
"Well my little Zippy's Napple, local girls are cool cuz
they say anykine, they don't really give a rip. And they
get away with it cuz they typically have good intentions
and kind hearts. If you live in Hawaii and you hear them
speak, you don't give it a second thought. But if you move
away and hear them speak, it sounds like music. They
like to eat and drink and cook and play volleyball and
invite you to their house for party and grinds. They
make happy and good looking babies. They respect
old people and take care of grandmas and grandpas.
They like C&K, Kalapana and Gabby even if the music
was 20 years before they were born cuz that's the music
that their mom and dad listened to. And there's more
but this blog is already too long."
"Thanks Grandpa, you're the smartest."