Four Uncles

"Grandpa, check it out, I'm with my four uncles...
Uncle Troy, Uncle Tyler, Uncle Andrew and Uncle Damian.
Which one is the most retardiest?"
"Well, that would have to be your Uncle Damian.
He's wearing a matching shirt and sweatshirt. The sweatshirt
is a picture of him covering his face, and his tee shirt under it
has a picture of him un-covering his face. So when his hoody
is zippered up, you see him with his hands covering his face,
but when you un-zip the sweatshirt ... there's his scary face."
"Yeah Grandpa, that is pretty mental."