"Well, actually I've bought SOME. Like maybe 5 in 35 years."
"Grandpa, that's pathetic. Don't you know that Grammy likes 'em?"
"Yeah, but I think flowers are a waste of money. Actually, I bought
your Grammy planny flowers in pots, orchids, and plants and stuff.
But buying a dozen roses, that's like a waste. I mean, once you pick
a flower off a plant, you've pretty much begun the killing process on
that flower. So, yeah, buying flowers is retarded."
"Grandpa, you're the smartest Grandpa in the world."
"Yeah, I know.... pass it on."
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