Sleepy Beddy Time Story

"Grandpa,
can you tell
me a bedtime
story please?"
"Okay, you're
really gonna
like this one...
either that,
or you're not
...those are
your two
options.......
Once upon a
time there
was a Filipino man...he was very very happy guy.
Then one day his wife went nuts and started going
shopping like a crazy lady. She'd even buy candles
....and more purses .......and shoes....it was horrible.
And then one day, this Filipino man received a gift
....it was a beautiful granddaughter who looked and
acted just like her mom. It was the best gift ever...
but then the baby lived in Seattle and the Filipino
man lived in a faraway place....it was horrible.......
and they hardly saw each other.....horrible. The end."
"Grandpa, that's not a nice bedtime story......
that's more like a bedtime nightmare."

(random song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJlkrI3DLA