"Who You Calling a Sea Cow?"

"Grandpa,
would you
eat this?"
"Yeah..but
not all at
one time...
that's what
you call a
manatee...
if it was a
female, it
would be a
chick-atee."
"Grandpa,
that was pretty lame."
"Not as lame as this: Tarzan sees this dead manatee
floating on the water...so he goes, 'Nice underwear'."
"Grandpa, that's an old 'cheetah' joke...doesn't quite
make sense when you say 'dead manatee' instead of
'dead cheetah'."
"Okay, how's about this one: This manatee walks into
a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, why the long face?'
Later this second manatee walks into the bar with a
set of jumper cables...so the bartender goes, 'I don't
mind the long face, but don't be starting nothing."
"Grandpa, how about this one: This old Filipino guy
walks into a bar with a manatee, and the bartender
goes, 'Hey we don't allow stupid animals in here' and
so the manatee says, 'Sorry brah....C'mon Roy, let's go.'"