"Grandpa,I want to
suck my
thumb but
mommy
wants to
wash my
hands first.
I don't get
what the
big deal is."
"Well, my
little haole
girl...the big
deal is that
you don't know what kind of stuff you went touch...what kind of
crap stay on your hands...you know here in Hawaii, they get all
kinds of cocka-roaches and ukus and kukai and lawai and gecko
droppings and da old bookbook ladies spitting out their chewing
tobacco or betelnut and hanabadas that went drip from da keikis
and door knobs full of bagoong juice...so you better wash da hands."
"Excuse me, but don't your people actually PUT bagoong in food?"
1 comment:
Hahaha. Moani's not going to let you near this child pretty soon.
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