Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"Beaches...Ocean...Collagen...Doo-Doo"

"Grandpa,
check it
out.....I'm
at Ko Olina
beach on da
Westside...
I was just
thinking...
there's so
much sand
over here..
is there
anything
that's as numerous as the grains of sand on this beach?
And is there anything deeper than the Pacific Ocean?"
"Well, my little purple skittle, the answer to your first
question is - the amount of collagen that was injected
into the lips of the lady that just had 8 babies....and the
answer to your second question - the amount of doodoo
that she has just stepped in."

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