Thursday, February 26, 2009

Let's Throw Eggs at Pink

"Grandpa,
what's the
worst song
ever?"
"Well my
little bowl
of Cheerios
...I used to
think that
'Kokomo' by
the Beach
Boys was it
...but now I
just heard
one that's even worser than that. It's that knucklehead, Pink.
And the lyrics go a little something like this:
'Na na na na na na na I'm gonna start a fight...
So so what, I'm still a rock star, I got my rock moves, I don't
need you...Na na na na na na na I'm gonna start a fight.'"
"Grandpa, when you hear that song, what do you feel like?"
"I feel like, 'Na na na na na na na, I wanna throw an EGG!
or 'Na na na na na na na, I wanna iron my face!'
or 'Na na na na na na na, I wanna cement my ears!'
or 'Na na na na na na na, I wanna bark at the ants!'"

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