Very Good, Mental Girl

"Grandpa,
what kind
of crap is on
the telly rat
about now?"
"Well, we
can watch
the dog show.
This is where
bookbooks
get to do an
online auction
of potential
dinner meats.
Check out
this one rat
here. It looks
like a lot of
work for not
much meat.
Lots of skin
is good for
chicharon."
"Grandpa,
what about
this crap?"
"Well, my
little grape
nut...that's
some crazy
show from
Iceland. I
think they
call it LAZY
TOWN."
"Grandfool,
what's up
with Iceland
anyway? Is
there anything
there besides
this mental
show?"
"Well my
inquisitive
little girl,
they got ice,
and Bjork,
and ice.......
and crazy
ladies that
wear swan
dresses on
the red carpet,
and ice....and
this mental
show and stuff that they put in my halo-halo....yeah, that's
about it. Now, go make a mental face......yeah, there you go."