"Grandpa,look at me,
I'm making
a goofy face.
You like my
crazy face?"
"Well my
little spam
musubi, a
long time
ago, my mom
told me that
if I made a
stupid face,
that it would freeze up and I would have that face forever.
So you like to have that face forever or what? You're gonna
have to grow a mustache to minimize the bite."
"Hey you old Filipino Orangatang...so what you're saying is
that I can permanently have the Keira Knightly look?"
"No, what I'm saying is that you can have the Bobby Boucher
and Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade look."
"Um...nevermind Grandpa.....I'll pass."
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