Sometimes Even Old Ones Are Still Good

"Grandpa,
look....I'm
eating a
lollipop. How
come this
thing tastes
so good?"
"Well my
little Irish
bookbook,
lollipops are
made out of
the sugar...
which reminds
me of the time there were 3 couples eating in a restaurant.
The first couple's guy said, "Pass the sugar, sugar."
The second guy told his wife, "Pass the honey, honey."
Then the bookbook said, "Pass the kalua, pig."
"Grandpa, you got any new ones?"