Sunday, July 27, 2008

Itchy and Scratchy

"Grandpa, what's the rules when it comes to

singing and scratching your butt? I mean,

what do you do if you're in the middle of a song

and your butt gets itchy all of a sudden?"

"Well my little itchy and scratchy, what I usually

do is stop in the middle of the performance and

lift up my skirt and scratch."

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