Uncle Damian

"Grandpa, who's
that fat pig in the
picture?"
"Oh...that's your
Uncle Damian
when he was a
small baby....
except he really
wasn't that small.
One time, your
Grandma put a
yellow outfit on
him and people
started yelling,
'Taxi!'"
"He had some
rolls yah Grandpa?"
"Oh yeah...one
time when we
went to the Zoo,
we was pushing
him in the stroller
and when the
animals saw him,
they gave him food.
It was sad cuz when
we took him to the
beach, the people
would always try
to roll him back
into the ocean."
"What's up with
this other pic?"
"Oh that's when
he was around 3
years old and he
thought he was
Zorro. His lasso was
your Great Grandma's robe belt, and his gun was some legos.
Of course, guns weren't allowed in the house...so when I'd ask
what was that thing in his hand, he's say, "It's a L".