Lazy Tiger

"Grandpa!
This zoo is
so junk. Look
at this lazy
tiger just
laying down
in the shade.
What's up
with that?"
"Well my
little Botan
rice candy
with the
edible paper,
the reason why the tiger is just lying down in the shade
is cuz he's a procrastinator. Procrastinators believe that
their urge to do anything is directly in proportion to the
bodily injury they could receive by not doing them. And
I don't think anybody is gonna be doing any bodily injury
to that cat. If he wasn't a cat, he'd be watching TV rat now."
"Grandpa, are you a procrastinator?"
"Well, are you gonna hit me if I tell you later?"
"No of course I won't."
"Um OK...in that case, I'll let you know later."