"Hey! You Got A License.....For Those Cannons?"

"Little girl,
I feel like I
must warn
you of the
dangers of
taking crap
like 'roids
n creatine."
"Ok, but
why old
guy with
hair of gray?"
"Well, I'm
just checkin'
out your
delts and I'm
just assuming
you're all
juiced up."
"Hey, WTC?
Do I assume
you live in a
zoo cuz you're
a Visayan
Orangatan?
Do I assume
you're tone
deaf cuz of
the way you sing?
Do I assume you eat dogs cuz you lived in Olongapo?
Well....Yes, Yes and Yes! So Chillax before I give you
a forearm shiver, you Eater of Quaker Oats!"
"Um, another side effect of creatine is extreme Snap
and premature hot flash....just lettin' you know."