It's GLASS That Looks Like GRASS You Knucklehead!

"Grandpa, what
is Pet Glass?"
"Well, my little
corn beef hash,
Pet Glass is...
um....try wait,
Pet Glass, hmm
did you say
Pet Glass or
Pet Grass?"
"Old deaf ear
Filipino man,
I said Pet Glass."
"Well, Pet GRass
is grass that small
pets play with.
They put 'em on
plates and pretend
they going eat 'em
but really they not cuz the grass is just pets.
Now on the other hand, Pet GLass....um......"