"Hey Old And Gray Ilocano Man...."

"Hey Old and
gray Ilocano
Man, would
you like to
see me do a
couple of
impressions?"
"Ok, my cute
and sweet
little mango
slice, show
Grandpa a
couple of your
impressions."
"Ok, this first
one is my
impression of
you when you
are driving on
I-5 freeway."
"Very good,
my princess."
"And my next
impression is
of you at an
Assembly at
some point in
the afternoon."
"By the dew of Herman, you are a Genius! I'm gonna
buy me an organ and give you a leash and a cup my
little Haole Bookbook Chinese Kanak monkee-girl."