Sarcasm My ( ! )

"Hey, Old
man with
hair of salt
and pepper,
how do you
feel about
emoticons?"
"Well, by
the hair of
Gideon, let
me tell you
how I feel
about them...
I feel :) and
I also feel
very &-) too. My <3 is just overflowing
with ;-] and %~}. If I could, I would kick myself
in the ( ! ) if I found myself using these as much
as some people do. Why? Because I'm filled with
<3 and actually overflowing with <3 when it's
overused."
"Grandpa, that's sarcasm, right?"