Sunday, September 9, 2007

Talking To The Camp Cleaning Guy

"Uh-oh...here comes some a couple of Park Groundkeepers"
"Hey look at the little girl. Hey little girl, you're a cutie pie.
What's your name? Can you talk? Oh how cute, she can't
talk yet. Here, you want a biscuit? I found it over there by
the poison oak. No, I'm not Smokey the Bear. I'm a Camp
Cleaning Guy. Smokey don't live here anymore. A bunch
of bookbooks started chasing him with a frying pan and so
he left the camp. So I just go around cleaning up and stuff.
Oh well, I see your people are coming to get you. Hey, by
the way, what are they barbecuing over there? And, what
happened to that dog you guys had when you first got here?"

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