Wednesday, September 5, 2007

I Guess It's Cuz You're So Pretty...


"Grandpa, when you were younger, did you get spanked?"
"Spanked? Oh no little girl, I was beat with a gigantic belt.
I used to cry before the belt even hit my butt...that's how
much it hurt. But that was a long time ago......
...about 3 months ago with Grandma."
"But Grandpa, will you ever spank me?"
"Well my little soyburger, it would be hard for me to do that.
I mean, someday you might make me so mad that I might
WANT to spank your butt a little...but...I doubt it."
"Why Grandpa? Why don't you think you could spank me?"

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