"Is He For Real? Filipino Please"

"Little girl,
let me tell
you a nice
little story...
When your
Grandpa was
younger, way
back in the
seventies, I
used to surf
with Buttons,
Gerry, and
Eddie. You
know how
they say 'Eddie would go'? Well, your Grandpa went too.
One time I was at Point Panic, it was 90 feet and glassy.
When I wen look, the wave was coming at me, I knew my eggs
was headed for da big omelette in the sky. I was choking
underneath the water and I can only think of mah honey,
Fate Yanagi. And in the foaming mercilous sea, I called out
to her, "Help, Fate Yanagi, I love you"."
"Grandma, What? Is Grandpa for real or what?"