"What About Funky Cold Medina?"

"Grandpa,
what does
it mean to
have a
Starbucks'
name?"
"Well, my
Gummy
Worm, a
Starbucks'
name is a
name you
use when
you go to
Starbucks. When the girl asks you for your name,
you never give your real name. It's fun time and
you can pick any name you want. Like your Aunty
Mahina's Starbucks' name is 'Waverly'. And your
old Gray Haired Monkee's name is either 'Guadalupe'
or 'Carlos'."
"Grandpa, can I have a Starbucks' name too?"
"Yah, I guess so....but we gotta think of a name that
matches you...something that nobody else got..."