Friday, September 28, 2007

Rule # 467: Jasmine Is NOT Guilao Rice

"Grandpa,
do you smell
what I smell?"
"Yah, wait a
minute...what
is that? Is it
Jasmine rice?
Don't tell me
that some
knucklehead
bought some
Jasmine rice
cuz I'm gonna
snap if that's
what I smell."
"Grandpa, I think it's Jasmine. How come? Don't these
people know that you only sposed to eat Calrose sticky?"
"By the Shankers of Ravi, I'm GONNA EXPLODE if
that's Jasmine...Somebody, Get me the number for 911
cuz we're gonna need an ambulance RAT ABOUT NAH!!

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