What Namaile is REALLY Saying

OK, so you
are my Mom
right? And
let me just
say you did
a great job
of changing
my pamps
(Thanks for
sticking the
tape onto
my thighs)

And let me
also say
that you
look very
beautiful
today.
(especially
since I can
see right up
your nose
and all your
boogers.
what? no
can clean
up once in
awhile? You
got that one
just hanging
right there.)

And now
you going
kiss me. Oh
da trills...
(especially
when you put
your lawai
all over my
face. And
what about
toothpaste?
You get or
what? Let
me guess,
you had
terriyaki for
lunch.)

That's OK
mom. I
love you...
(cuz you got
milk, that's
why. Otherwise
I love grandpa
the most.
That's right.
Deal with it
Taffany!)