Grandpa's 3 Favorite Jokes

OK, so a
son asked
his dad for
60 bucks,
and the
dad goes,
"40 bucks?
what do
you need
20 bucks
for?"

(not that
funny)

So this
horse walks
into a bar
and the
bartender
says, "Hey
why the
long face?"
A couple
minutes later
Celine Dion
walks in.
(junk)

So this
drunk guy
tells the
lady, "Hey
your baby
is ugly."
So the mom
is like, "Oh
yeah? Well
how you like
that? One
ugly monkee
eating a
banana?"