"Ha Ha! You Got 32 Teeth And I Got 3 1/2!"

"Ha Ha!
My head
is not
proportionate
to my body!"
"Ha Ha!
Somebody
gotta hold
me up or
else I'll
fall down."
"Ha Ha!
Tonight,
Randy
Jackson is
gonna say
something
totally useless."
"Ha Ha!
You just wasted 5 minutes of your life reading
this ridiculous blog, and you'll never get those
5 minutes back!"