Acting Like Jessica

"Daddy,
what is
that?"
"Little
girl, that's
a shark"
"Is it a
fish or
is it a
chicken?"
"Oh, it's
a fish."
"How come
then Jessica
Simpson calls it 'Chicken of the Sea'?"
"Oh little girl, cuz she's a knucklehead."
"Why dad? Did she go to Radford High School too?"