Girl Talk

"Hi Namaile"
"Hi Isabella"
"So what's
up girlfriend?"
"You know,
same old
same old,
and what's
crackalackin
wit chooo
home depot?"
"You know
how we do."
"Well I was
like standing
for a split
second
yesterday."
"Yah, and I
like took a
dump in the
toilet stead
of my pamps
yesterday
yo."
"Uh Huh"
"So why you
crying den?"
"Cuz, I think I just went make one soot"
"Yah, well I soot too. It's all good."
"Yah, but I just went soot 1 hour ago."
"Yah, well, now you're living in my world."