Uncle Damian's First Talk

July 10, '06
"Hi little
girl, I'm
your uncle
Damian.
I can't wait
to babysit
you when
you're older.
We'll do fun
stuff like
play golf,
not 18 holes
of course.
You're only
small so
maybe 9
holes, okay?
You can
hold my
clubs okay?
Don't worry,
I'll pay you.
That's what
I always do.
I pay people
to do stuff
cuz I'm so
busy doing other stuff.
I'll teach you to hide when grandpa comes around.
That way he'll do everything and we can play.
I'll get you a phone thing to put in your ear so we
can warn each other when grandpa comes okay?
Yah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.