Namaile's Cousin Gigi

"Hi little
cuz, my
name's
Namaile
and I'm a
genius. My
grandpa's
name is
Roy...you
heard of
him? Your
grandpa
Ritchie 'n
him used
to act
stupid.
Ok, so
here's a
cool yellow
thing. If
you push
it right
here it'll
make some
kind of
noises. Cool
yah? Where
did we get
it? Prolly
we got 'em
from Good-
will or from
garage sale.
You like
smell 'em?
Now let me
check your
hair for
ukus. You
get? Eww.
Good thing
you no
more ukus.
Or else they going shave off all your hair and den.
Try wait.....let me get some gasoline for pour on
your head. Nah.....just kidding.
What? Cannot take a joke or what?"