She Wants To Be Like Chuck Norris

Namaile's
2 fists are
named, 'Law
and Order'.
The chief
export of
Namaile
is Pain.
If you want
to see a list
of Namaile's
enemies...
just check
the extinct
species list.
Namaile
has never
blinked in
her entire
life...never.
Namaile's
tears cures
cancer....
too bad she
never cries.
Namaile
once round
house kicked somebody so fast that her
foot went back in time and kicked Elvis off of the toilet. After Elvis
thanked her, she roundhouse kicked him back on.
Namaile's roundhouse is so powerful, it can be seen by the naked
eye from outer space.