This Is How the Animals Do It

Sometimes
my little
pumpkin
pie gets
sick of
Gerber's
Baby Crap
and wants
to eat
what her
grandpa
eats. So
what's I'm
'sposed to
do? I watch
Nature
shows on
cable and
this is how
the animals
do it.
Step 1..
Get some
grub. Birds
like to use
worms.
Step 2...
Chew it up
good.
Step 3...
Stick it
into the
little
birdie's
mouth.
"What do
you think
Namaile?
Taste good?"
"Mmmmm,
taste like
chicken.
With a dash of beer and Nachos n Salsa."