Chuck Norris - Texas Ranger

"Grandpa,
have you
ever heard
of Chuck
Norris?"
"Yah."
"Did you
know that
outer space
exists cuz
they don't
want to be
on the same
planet as
Chuck
Norris?"
"Yah"
"And did
you know
that the
only thing
Chuck
Norris
fears is
Chuck
Norris?"
"Chuck
Norris can
divide by zero."
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
"Yes, little girl. These things are all true. I know they're
all true cuz Chuck Norris allows me to know these truths."