Thursday, June 14, 2007

Story Time

"Grandpa
can you tell
me another
story...."
Ok, little
girl. When
your grandpa
was a Private
Eye, I used
to have 3 hot
chicks take
care of my
cases. One of
'em was an
Asian chick,
one was a
brunette
and the other
was a blonde.
I called them
Grandpa's
Angels. One
time we had
to solve the
case of the
missing poi,
there was a
severe poi
shortage and
finally my
Angels helped
me find out
it was a gang
of Bookbooks
that was taking
all the poi.
"But grandpa,
Bookbooks
don't really
eat that much
poi, do they?"
I'm not talkin'
bout poi from
taro....
I'm talking
about poi dogs.
Yup, nobody
knew where
they all went
till we solved
the case.
"Grandpa,
are you full
of crap?"

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