She's Watching CNN News

"And now
for some
breaking
news....
A woman
from
Oceanside
California
was
arrested
last night
for doing
an excessive
amount of
"crap"
buying.
SWAT teams
apprehended
her after
security
found her
shopping
cart full of
candles,
towels,
nick-nacks,
potpourri,
vases,
purses,
bags, soap,
lotion, and
other 'crap'
that she'll
never use.
She has
been
identified as
Thelma
Guilao. She
was armed
with a credit
card and considered
extremely dangerous."
"Hey, I know a Thelma Gui.....WHAT THE???? GRANDMA!!!???"