Namaile the Tour Guide

"OK, there
to the left
is Hanauma
Bay. You
can snorkel
over there.
You can
feed the fish
stuff like
manapua
or malasada.
If a jellyfish
bites you,
just call me
and I will
she-she on
you. There
on the right
you see a
few native
trees....
there you
see a
passion-
orange
tree right
next to a
passo-guava.
They make
soda out of
the fruits.
Speaking of fruits, all you mahus get back on the bus.
I'm gonna take you now to Waikiki. There you can
buy puka shells and other genuine hawaiian stuffs
all made in Pakistan."