More Cowbells Fast Speed

My little joystick is trippin cuz of the stuff that's on TV.
Right now she's watching "More Cowbells" from SNL.
She's like "Grandpa, that's cool but why do you watch it
on high speed?"
Of course, I tell her that everything is funnier when at
high speed. For one thing, the voices sound like chipmunks.
You can get the same effect when you take a hit of helium.
"Grandpa, when can I have some helium?"
"Oh little girl, I think we should wait till you're 12 or 13."
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