P. Diddy's Proactiv Face Cleanser for Kids

Most people
will try to
exfoliate
with tiny
yet smooth
and round
beads in a
cleansing
formulation
to gently
slough off
dead skin
cells which
will leave a
refreshed
clean feel.
You should
instead try
to use big
spherical
beads like
these ones
I got here.
Then I
jump up
and down
on them to
pound them
beads into
my face which is a better exfoliater, don't you think?
There's no better cleanser than saliva and plastic balls.
Jojoba? I don't need no stinkin' jojoba.