Nightmares

"Daddy!
Wake up!
I just had a
nightmare."
Huh?
"I dreamt
we were
haoles and
we ate
burgers
with all
the fixins."
Well, I'm
a haole but
no worry,
we won't eat
with all the
fixins.
"Daddy!
Wake up!
I dreamt
we were
Bookbooks
and we ate
dogs."
Well, your
grandpa is
a bookbook
but no worry
he just eats
'em once in
a while.
"Daddy!
Wake up!
I just had a
nightmare
that we were
all Chinese
and we ate
cats."
Well your
grandma is
half Chinese
and she eats
cats all the
time.


"Meow?"