Sunday, June 17, 2007

Dog and Baby Lisa

Ok, Baby
Lisa, I need
for you to
help us get
this chick
who skipped
bail. Her
name is
Toi Guilao
and she is
on the plane.
"Dad, I
don't wanna
be a bounty
hunter. I
just wanna
be a normal
girl with an
overbite
and a tattoo
over my
butt."
"NO, Baby
Lisa...you're
a Chapman.
Just like
Duane Lee
and Leland
and Beth.
Except you
got a mean
overbite.
So go put
on this red
wig and
help us get
this chick."
"Ok, but
first pucker
up your lips
for no reason
and I'll do
the same."

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